i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged…
zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.
the man who is known as best dressed look
then you have the wats going on look.
suave well-dressed motherfucker
Holy mother of…