hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the worldlive long and prosper little dude
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
So, this is my humor blog, you're welcome.
Hail Sithis.
Hail Sithis.
people are dying of hunger right now
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged…
zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.
the man who is known as best dressed look
then you have the wats going on look.
classy millionaire
colorful hobo
suave well-dressed motherfucker
attractive dork
Holy mother of…
wait wat…
Saw this in a magazine…To everyone who thinks becoming skinny will be the solution to everything. You still have to love yourself first no matter what the number says on the scale.
EXACTLY
Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
